make una see me see trouble o!
yesterday was a guy friends birthday so i sent him a message on facebook.
the usual " happy birthday love and thing and things"
i get to the office, open my blog page, yahoo and facebook only to see messages from some chic.
i don't even know which one is the chic sef cuz they were 2 in the picture.
on the guys wall where i wrote my birthday message she wrote " how many lovers are we......lol u stink!"
i was like which one is this one? well, she was lol abi?
i go to my inbox and a message for just me "I would like to express my deep disgust in you calling my boyfriend "my love "......shame on you and get ur own guy ! Fuck you bitch!"
what did i do to deserve all this unwanted "praise"?
all i did was to wish a dear friend happy birthday and this fool breeds horse shit ideas in her fucking lunatic head? she needs to get a grip!
guy wey i don know since i dey secondary school. i must tell him this. ask him about who the hell she is.
my friends call me bitch and i call them bitch too and we laugh about it cuz it's a joke to us. then one nonsense person wey i no know kan dey talk crap.
her mama!
in other news...
i have lost a lot of weight. works a mega bitch. try going hungry i guess.
i need more money. don't like what i'm getting.
well...all in due time. i mean "what's A plan without a plan B?" ;-)
i miss my brother. he is growing up without me kicking his ass once in a while. not fair :-(
had a lot of doctor issue this past 2 weeks. sucks!!!
Not good news from my Dentist. filled some teeth.
well... not so bad news from my Orthopedist sha. after the next set of xrays we'll know.
i am healed in Jesus name. please forgive me for swearing and dem other bad bad things.
please pray for me guys.
i need to get out more. make new friends. dance. chill. eat something new. try other new things. enjoy life...
wey the man na! *sigh*
8 comments:
Soy primero, segundo y tercero!!!
The orthopedist will have nothing but good news.
Dated a girl who dis the exact same thing... Gave my friends the go ahead to "e-bitch slap" her.
That's the highest level of insecurity.
no mind all these girls wen get complex.dey fight for boyfriend for FB.na winsh?
thank u 4 ur advice,this time,e go hang me for throat
Lool.
She obviously has nothing better to do with herself.
@ cerberus - no darling, u are only primero y segundo. lol. thanks, i claim it.
@ marilyn - i won't mind them dear.
@ Tresor - i have a friend like you. she will hate on your behalf. na u go kan dey beg am.
@ Fabulo - i guessed the same thing.
there is more gist on this. will update after the drama is over.
stay tuned.
Girls!
I love some catfight.
Give the gist soon, please.
Haba Splash, how can you write seven post in one?
...that babe, tell her to caution herself if not will tell her guy to give her red card.
...you just might not need money, we al(ways) think we do.
...share your plan B and will fine-tune it for you.
...when next you see him, he'll refer to you as his sister and pat your head.
...teeth issue??? Eyaa....
@ rethots - seven ke? i'll go count. you are right!
my bro has always patted me on the head. he got taller real fast. lol
@ Tigeress - i hear you girl!
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