Wednesday 26 August 2009

Prison vs Work

i know a lot of you guys have seen this before. still had to share.

Prison vs. Work...

In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear....

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

7 comments:

Fabulo-la said...

lol. Bad day at work?

marilyn said...

sweetheart,do u want to go to prison?it looks like u are giving it a tot......abeg ooooo

Splash said...

@Fab - cumulatively.
@marilyn - don't want to go o! just read it and was struck by it.

Anonymous said...

llooooolll....hehehe u dun get outta prison when you want to.....but work you can quit....and some people get 'nookie' at the office...you don't get sex in the prison, except ofcourse someone wants to find use for your anal nether regions...

Trésor said...

oh well, d major diff btw work n prison is u can quit working whenever u like but prison, quitting may just lead to an early death.

Sir Scribbles said...

LMAO! Well i ahven't seen this b4 and it is actually true lol...however I'd pick work over prison anyday cos in prison u can't drop d soap...period lol!

Veronica said...

now ure making me feel like commiting a crime and going to prison (no be 9ja prison o).....lol